My Girl Got a Job Bartending
Posted on January 6, 2010
So it has been tough these last six months, one reason is that my girl has been out of work. And if you have been struggling to find work here lately, you know that it is a pain in the ass. I told her that she should become a bartender, I mean it really is the perfect job if you are tending a bar at the right place. So I went online and did some research to see if I could help in any way, so I got her a bartenders guide that I ran across, and for the price I have to say that it was a very good deal. With the help of the bartenders guide and some great other resources she started to get the hang of mixing drinks.
Of course I had to go to the liquor store and buy a couple hundred bucks worth of booze, but all of it was getting put to good use anyway, and then so was the bartenders guide. This is a win win situation for me if you think about it. As I do not have to make any drinks anymore, I just ask my girl to make them for me, and at the same time she is getting experience too. So about a month goes by of her making drinks at the house, and we hosted a couple of parties too where she was tending the tiki bar out back. She is a good looking girl too, so it was time for her to really start pushing this new career of hers.
See there are many bartending schools that are out there, but just because you can pass bartending school does not mean that you will be able to get a job as a bartender. Many places and many bars would prefer to have a hot girl behind the counter serving up drinks, why is this? If you are a guy you already know the answer to this question. If there are 2 bars side by side and one has a hot girl as a bartender and the other does not, which bar are you more likely to go and get some drinks at. Exactly.
Well my girl finally landed a job at a pretty busy sports bar. Which is a good thing because there are sports year round, and also this will be cool because I will be able to get some discounted drinks during football season as I know now where I am going to be going to watch the games. 
Shuffleboard Court Painting While Drunk..
Posted on May 6, 2009
..is not a good idea what so ever. Well not technically drunk but you know hungover as hell from the night before. What also really sucks is when you eat some burritos the night prior, and you where drunk as shit and doused the burritos with some of the hottest hot sauce there is, and I aint talking about no Texas Pete or Lousiana hot sauce. This stuff is fire, I think it is called Hell or some crap like that.
Anyway the next day me and my buddy had to paint some shuffleboard courts, and there is nothing worst than doing it hungover, while you are taking hungover craps and everything that comes out is burning because of the hot sauce that you had the night before. Out there in the hot Florida sun, getting tanned, and if we were lucky we would get to paint a shuffleboard court that was on the beach at a hotel.
Now why would that be a good thing to paint a shuffleboard court that is on the beach, besides the fact that there are beautiful half naked women at the beach, along with plenty of beach bars. Yes we sometimes may have a drink on the job but we still get the job done. Plus there is no better cure for a hangover in the world than a couple of cocktails.
The other good thing is if the owner of the hotel is out there watching you paint the courts. Then you can get to know them and usually we can always talk ourselves into getting a couple of free rounds from the beach bar on the house. Which is great because buying cocktails on the beach can be very expensive, but it is so conveneint. So that is why I always get excited when we are going to the beach to paint a shuffleboard court, and yes the drinks and the hot women are definetly a great reason to get excited.
Bartending For Beginners
Posted on March 25, 2009
So I am one that loves to drink in case you have not noticed, I usually try not to miss a day either. My problem is that I am too repetive in what I drink. Like every night it is either bacardi and diet coke, or just some bud light limes or some coronas. I mean I have the money to afford a bunch of liquor, but I just do not have the knowledge nor do I have the patience to sit down and learn all these recipes for drinks and shots, I have a book but there are over 500 in there. But just recently I purchased this ebook titled Bartending For Beginners, and the book blew me away. The best thing about it was the price, it has everything that the beginning bartending needs. It is full of bartending tips, drink and shot recipes, bar jokes, bar tricks and much more. The price of bartending For Beginners is only 7 bucks, which is well within my budget and as soon as payed I was able to download it right then and there, no waithing a couple of weeks for some crap company to ship out my crap book, I get it this way instantly.
So now I can actually throw a party and be a good host, as I am not the type that wants to start a career as a bartender, mainly because I like the job that I got now and do not have to deal with a bunch of drunk assholes everynight, as I would if I were a real bartender. But now when I throw a party I can be the bartender for my party and make a bunch of different kinds of shots and stuff, instead of taking just straight Tequila Shots with lemon and salt, those do get boring after a little while. The types of drinks that are mentioned in Bartending for Beginners are pretty common with some more rare ones, altogether there are about 50 drink recipes. Once I get all of those down, I will have some good basic knowledge about bartending and will be able to move on to more advanced drinks. So for 7 dollars this is a very good investment. My buddy had went to bartending school and I showed him the book, he said that it was packed with loads of information. Because if you want to become a professinoal bartender, clubs and bars do not care about what kind of bartending school that you went to. They want to hire someone that has a good personality, can make a drink fast, and is very good as multi-tasking. Nobody out there wants to hire a boring ass bartender that has no people skills what so ever. So that is why you must get your hands on the best bartenders guide that is out there.
Enough about that, what is there to do now, there is no football and my ncaa basketball team got kicked out of the tournement because they suck. Luckily I do live in Florida and it is Spring Break here, so next day off I think that I will go to the beach and let my beer gut hang, scope out the babes and such. Maybe I will take some pictures of me getting shot down and me getting drunk. Well until next time my fellow drunks.
Clean Red Widgets Contest
Posted on December 19, 2008
So I entered this SEO contest about a a month ago, and the purpose of this contest is to rank number one for the retarded keyword clean red widgets. The person that comes in first place when the contest is over will win a thousand bucks, which is a lot more than a little pocket change. So for me to get that money so I can go out and party, I guess I need to start eating, breathing, and shitting out clean red widgetsThese imaginary attention sluts will be around me all day and I will be working them all day. Where ever I see or spot clean red widgets on the internet, I will not be far behind, I will be there right beside them holding a beer in my hand. So if you see me stubling down the street inebriated, being help up by only a couple of clean red widgets, then you now know why.
Cheers
Trying To Improve World Of Drunks
Posted on October 22, 2008
If you are 1 of the 10 vistors that frequently visit this site maybe once a month, then you will have noticed that I have been making many changes to the theme. I like this theme a lot better than the one that was here before, though it is far from perfet. I am still learning how to set stuff up, and last night I did quite a bit of adjustments, the problem is, everytime I want to make some changes to world of drunks I am always stupid drunk. Not a very good combination, nor is it a good time for me to be moidfying the theme, especially when I really don’t know what the fuck I am doing, really, I am just guessing.
You will also notice that I put up another page titled drunk pics, which is currently empty. This will allow members to world of drunks to upload there own drunk photos to the server. You can upload anything you want, but please try to keep it original, I don’t want a gallery full of photos that can be found anywhere on the net. You can post anything but please no porn. Pictures of drunk girls are okay, I don’t care if some tits are showing, just nothing to graphic that might get this place shut down, again Pictures of drunk girls are highly encouraged, as long as they are over 18 years of age. Anyways I will be looking into how to set up the photo thing this week, it is ran by coppermine, so if any fellow drunks have experience with this script I could use some help.
I have held off from promoting world of drunks, and I will until I think the site looks different, and I can fix all of the stupid mistakes that I have been making with the theme and crap. If you choose to promote it fine, I can’t stop you. You will see some major changes here though in the next month, and I will start promoting it.
Attention Spammers
I allow members that leave legitimate comments to leave there url as their name with a do-follow tag. If you leave some bulshit comments like “great job”, “site looks great”, and many other shitty spammy comments then I will report you as spam. It’s not that hard, be involved in the conversation and you can get your free link, I don’t care, all I want is your participation.
On another note, the Tampa Bay Rays start game one of the World Series tonight, they are playing at home in Saint Petersburg, and if you are a Philly fan, I feel sorry for you because the Rays are going to fuck y’all up. On another side note, Bucs are looking good so far, and so are the FSU Seminoles, lets see if they can hang in the top 25 for more than a week now.
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