Stupid Drunk

Fellow Drunks, What the Hell are YOU DRINKING !?

Posted on August 31, 2008

Drunk Talk

My favorite alcoholic beverages and why

Let’s first start off with mixed drinks, the cocktail that I drink most often would be Bacardi and diet coke. I drink that because Bacardi Superior is cheap as fuck and doesn’t taste bad at all, it also sits some what in the middle section of the shelf at liquor stores, so it’s not quite “top shelf” but it is in my broke ass drunk book. I drink the diet because I am a fat drunk and I really don’t want o get any fatter but it seems that my weight scale has a calibration problem because every day I step on it, it continues to rise, oh fucking well.

When I am out at bars and restaurants I usually always lean towards the long island iced tea, they are stronger than most mixed drinks that bars offer and they go down like water, on top of that they will get you shit housed pretty quick, so that’s a definite plus if you are trying to achieve the goal of ultimate drunkenness.

Some other notable mentions, redbull and vodka, expensive as hell but great, mixing uppers and downers is awesome when it comes to the energy drink and liquor combo.

White Russian, I don’t drink these often but I like to switch it up every so often.

Whiskey and coke, this is when I get tired of drinking beer or my usual Bacardi and coke, or actually this is what I drink when I am at my buddies house and it’s the only thing to get drunk off of, ya, that’s a little more honest.

As far as beer I switch the shit up all the time, I can’t just stick with one brand of beer, I usually just buy whatever is on sale. There are days I will find myself buying natural ice just because I am broke, or down in the dumps and just really want to get wasted. My favorite I must say has got to be Heinekin.

So my fellow drunks what the hell are you drinking !?!?!?!