Shuffleboard Court Painting While Drunk..
Posted on May 6, 2009
..is not a good idea what so ever. Well not technically drunk but you know hungover as hell from the night before. What also really sucks is when you eat some burritos the night prior, and you where drunk as shit and doused the burritos with some of the hottest hot sauce there is, and I aint talking about no Texas Pete or Lousiana hot sauce. This stuff is fire, I think it is called Hell or some crap like that.
Anyway the next day me and my buddy had to paint some shuffleboard courts, and there is nothing worst than doing it hungover, while you are taking hungover craps and everything that comes out is burning because of the hot sauce that you had the night before. Out there in the hot Florida sun, getting tanned, and if we were lucky we would get to paint a shuffleboard court that was on the beach at a hotel.
Now why would that be a good thing to paint a shuffleboard court that is on the beach, besides the fact that there are beautiful half naked women at the beach, along with plenty of beach bars. Yes we sometimes may have a drink on the job but we still get the job done. Plus there is no better cure for a hangover in the world than a couple of cocktails.
The other good thing is if the owner of the hotel is out there watching you paint the courts. Then you can get to know them and usually we can always talk ourselves into getting a couple of free rounds from the beach bar on the house. Which is great because buying cocktails on the beach can be very expensive, but it is so conveneint. So that is why I always get excited when we are going to the beach to paint a shuffleboard court, and yes the drinks and the hot women are definetly a great reason to get excited.