Drunk Sunday, Bucs Win !!!
Posted on October 12, 2008
Another Sunday for your average drunk, I love football season, it gives a great reason to wake up and start drinking. Then you dont have to take no heat from the old lady, football season is a reason to drink. Period. Anyways as you can see from the name of this title that I am a Buccaneers fan, and I hate New York teams…..ARGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!! I mean the Carolina Panthers just got completely butt raped today, the Bucs treated them like a stepchild. They stood no chance, so if there are any Carolina Panther fans in the house, I am sorry, go take a dump in the toilet and stick your face in it and forget to flush, you lose. Haaa.
On another note, what about them Tampa Bay Rays? Only took 5 and a half hours to seal the deal, and now we are tied with them no good Boston Sox. 1-1. Now we go to Boston tommorrow, we will see what happens. Go Rays. Go Bucs. Go Seminoles. Signing off, your favorite stupid drunk.
It’s Sad When a 6-Pack Can’t Get You Drunk No More
Posted on October 6, 2008
Yes, it so is, I mean you have the bragging rights that you can out drink everybody, and you can last the longest when throwing an all night party, but it also is expensive as shit. So that part sucks, I for one would rather buy a six pack, drink six beers and get loaded. Can I do that? No, not even close, maybe a very small buzz if they are slammed in a haste, a damn 12 pack gets me to where I need to be buzzed wise. So here I am right now on my 8th beer, I do not know why I am writing right now but I am going to come back in a couple of hours when I am a little more drunk to rant on a little bit.
I remember when I was fifteen a six pack of beer would get me stupid drunk, to the point that my head would spin, and If I mixed that in with a couple hits of weed then I was puking my guts out. Man I miss those days, the days of glory, the days when I could get stupid drunk with only 5 dollars. I guess I could just quit drinking for a month, let my tolerance go down so I could save some money. No, fuck that, that aint happening, stupid drunk for life.
D.Wep
What Kind Of Drunk Are You?
Posted on September 7, 2008
Alcohol is a very dangerous and mind altering substance, this is no mystery to anybody. Different people react different ways when they are under the influence, for some it takes more than others. There are many types of drunks that are out there but I am almost sure that there is no such thing as a “quiet drunk”.
I mean I am sure that there is but I have not seen one in my lifetime, I have never seen anybody get completely shit housed, and just be to their self and not share open thoughts with everybody around them, it just doesn’t work with the mind of a drunk. No matter what type of drunk you are when you are loaded I am sure that you are blabbering away and carrying on about your sob stories, letting everything off of your chest, alcohol will give you power, it will give you the power to say what you mean, and say what you normally would not say if you were dead sober.
We all know that this is a drug that plagues are will to socialize, some of us can’t just sit down with some buddies and have just “1 beer”, and some of you can (losers). One beer leads to two, and two leads to a night of pure drunkenness, usually resulting in drunk dialing, drunk texting, or sending out random messages on myspace or facebook, other wise known as “drunk social networking online”. Yes, we all want to get everything off of our chest when we are drunk, and at the time being when we do we feel good about ourselves, you let out everything that you wanted to, all this time that it has been building up, and thanks to alcohol you finally had the marbles to spill the beans.
Then comes the next morning, you can’t remember what time you went to bed, and then you have a gut feeling that you did something you didn’t want to do…oh shit, IT HAPPENED AGAIN. Now this could be several things, but when you check your myspace or phone and you seen that you wrote all of these crazy fucking wacked out messages you immediately hope that the person on the other end never got to them. But they always do, and then you feel like a drunk piece of shit.
So this drunk rant really isn’t going anywhere fast, nor do I know if it has a meaning since I am just drunk typing, but what this all boils down to I guess, what kind of drunk are you? By that I mean how do you act when you are loaded, not just a little bit buzzed and you can still walk a straight line, but down right fucking shit housed !!!!
I am the type of drunk that rarely doesn’t get violent, in most cases I am just extremely cocky and tend to talk a good amount of shit, but not in an idiotic way like a lot of my friends do. I mean you have your stupid drunks, then you have your stupid drunks that are coherent. I am one of those drunks that are coherent. Even though 90% of the time I am shitfaced I blackout, I remember nothing, the only reason I remember anything from 2007 is because I took a lot of photos and so did my friends. The only reason that I remember anything from the 5 years that I was enlisted in the navy was from looking at drunken photos and videos of my stupidity. So, I think I am a smart drunk, but I never remember shit, I am always quick to black the fuck out, and I rarely get stupid drunk to where I cant act coherent at all, although I have heard stories that it has happened a couple of times over the years.
So what kind of drunk are you? Are you the life of the party, do people laugh at you because you are funny or because you are just making a total jackass out of yourself. Or are you one of those “I never get shit housed” drunks that always seem to be able to act more sober than the rest of your shit faced drunk friends like you are better than them?
Spread the word !!!!! Happy Labor Day !!!!
Posted on September 1, 2008
I need all of the current members and future members to spread the word about worldofdrunks.com Tell everyone, social book mark us, send out invites through social sites like myspace and facebook, this place can and WILL be a online bar for us drunks to discuss many alcohol related subjects, but I am in need of your help, if you like the site then even a simple bookmark will help spread the word. Happy Labor Day drunks, lets get drunk……..
Just got done making some upgrades with the site and I think that in a week or two it will have all the functions a “normal” website will have. Currently for all of the new members that signed up you are now permitted to make your own posts right here on the front page, they follow the same rotation as a blog does, registered members will be able to post comments and stuff. You have the option to post pictures the only thing that I ask is too please keep them classy. I do not need any porn pics on here, they will not be approved if I see them. Pictures of drunk people are encouraged, pictures of drunk girls are encouraged, by girls I mean 18 and up only, no exceptions.
I will allow the next 15 registered users to have access to make new topics, they will of course be moderated by myself and drunc dragon, and after the 15 more users register the new users will have to earn the right to post topics, but every user will be able to reply to posts and share their input….
I recently added a CAPTCHA code to the registration process, it is only a matter of time before the spam bots land on this page and start registering fake accounts, if you are new here I encourage you to sign up for this sites feed, that way you can be updated whenever a new post is launched.
If you noticed I have also made a forums section, this also requires a registration, but not a separate one. Basically if you register in the bar to right you will have posting privileges here and in the forums.
If you are already a member I encourage you to go to the user panel and change your pass word to something you can remember, I had just recently added the feature so users can create their own passwords and dont have to use the long ass one that wordpress sends to their email address.
And if there are any graffix artists out there that would like to contribute some designs or logos for the site that would be great, enough talk for the day, its time to get drunk, HAPPY LABOR DAY !!
Fellow Drunks, What the Hell are YOU DRINKING !?
Posted on August 31, 2008
My favorite alcoholic beverages and why
Let’s first start off with mixed drinks, the cocktail that I drink most often would be Bacardi and diet coke. I drink that because Bacardi Superior is cheap as fuck and doesn’t taste bad at all, it also sits some what in the middle section of the shelf at liquor stores, so it’s not quite “top shelf” but it is in my broke ass drunk book. I drink the diet because I am a fat drunk and I really don’t want o get any fatter but it seems that my weight scale has a calibration problem because every day I step on it, it continues to rise, oh fucking well.
When I am out at bars and restaurants I usually always lean towards the long island iced tea, they are stronger than most mixed drinks that bars offer and they go down like water, on top of that they will get you shit housed pretty quick, so that’s a definite plus if you are trying to achieve the goal of ultimate drunkenness.
Some other notable mentions, redbull and vodka, expensive as hell but great, mixing uppers and downers is awesome when it comes to the energy drink and liquor combo.
White Russian, I don’t drink these often but I like to switch it up every so often.
Whiskey and coke, this is when I get tired of drinking beer or my usual Bacardi and coke, or actually this is what I drink when I am at my buddies house and it’s the only thing to get drunk off of, ya, that’s a little more honest.
As far as beer I switch the shit up all the time, I can’t just stick with one brand of beer, I usually just buy whatever is on sale. There are days I will find myself buying natural ice just because I am broke, or down in the dumps and just really want to get wasted. My favorite I must say has got to be Heinekin.
So my fellow drunks what the hell are you drinking !?!?!?!